Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
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- You can CALL people who aren't there, and get a response, even if they're
in a different scenario.
- Several objects are surprisingly closable, and behave inconsistently.
In Shopping Bizarre, the flower is closable. When the flower is closed, EXAMINE
FLOWER tells you its contents, but you can't interact with them. In Buy the
Farm, the rusty tin trough is closable. When it's closed, you can't interact
with its contents, but EXAMINE TROUGH still tells you whether or not it
contains oats. The applecart is also closable, but you can still upset it while
it's closed. Oddly, the donkey is a closable container, too. In Eat Your Words,
the olive tree is closable. When the branch is in the tree and it's closed,
EXAMINE TREE says, "There's one branch loose.", but GET BRANCH doesn't work,
and CUT TREE WITH HATCHET says, "You'll have to open the olive tree first." In
Shake a Tower, the rat and hat (which are really the same object) are closable.
If you CLOSE RAT then you can't interact with the habit, but EXAMINE RAT still
- In Shopping Bizarre, if you're carrying the mussels you can DROP MUSCLES or
PUT MUSCLES IN or ON something. You still undergo the "Hulkian physical
transformation", but the muscles are on the floor or wherever you PUT them.
You can still pick them up. You could even PUT MUSCLES ON SALE and BUY
MUSCLES. If you change them back to mussels, then they fall to the floor--even
from inside the freezer. You can also GIVE MUSCLES to the cereal murderer, who
bites them and flings them away.
- In Shopping Bizarre, if you have the mussels, then GET MUSCLES produces the
message about the "Hulkian physical transformation" followed by "You already have
the muscles." --Edward Gosling
- In Shopping Bizarre, if you turn the lox back into locks and put them
down, then GET LOCKS says, "They're strongly attached to the door."
- In Shopping Bizarre, once you've turned the locks into lox, then READ
LOX or BREAK something WITH LOX picks up the lox without "unloxing" the door.
You can even leave the lox elsewhere, but OPEN DOOR still says, "The door is
loxed.", until you GET LOX, MOVE LOX, or similar.
- In Shopping Bizarre, you can go anywhere from Cellar even with the
- In Buy the Farm, if you PUT HAMMER IN HAYSTACK you get, "No need to worry
about anybody running off with your the hammer.". You get the same phrasing,
with "your the", for any object you try to put in the haystack, except the
- In Eat Your Words, if you put the olive branch back in the tree and
take it again, you still get, ""Snap!" The branch comes off in your hands."
- In Eat Your Words, there are actions you can take in the kitchen that
produce messages about the waitress's reaction, even though she never goes in the
kitchen. These include HIT THE CEILING and GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY. --Kevin Savetz
- In Shake a Tower, if the louse is crawling on you, you can PUT LOUSE
IN FIRE, destroying it, but when you put on the hat the louse reappears in it.
- In Shake a Tower, if you are carrying the gritty pearl you can PUT PRETTY
GIRL IN HAT (or even RAT). You can go through the door carrying the girl in
the hat, but the text talks about the pearl.
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